Wtf this system being super unfriendly to all newcomers.

I wanted to play godamn dota games and iam stuck for hours in that eurobattle net stuff, coz every dota game i join i get kicked from.

what channels should i join for nice dota games? i tryed to join some channels from list and there is 10-13 people in it only.Is that okey?

Where all skilled players sit at? name of channel

i came here coz garena shut down dota and i found here complicated shit without being able to play.

Yes and i read these F A Q and there is nothing there besides how to install client and join eurobattle. I want step by step guide how to play 1 game of dota omg.