2 blondes are talkin about the New year evening:
1st blonde: New year day will be friday.
2nd blonde responds: LOL, I hope it isnt friday the 13th.
What would a bulgarian, an english and a french do with 100 apples.
the english - i would give the apples to 100 poor children in my town.
the french - i would give the apples to 100 beautiful girls in my town.
the bulgarian - i will eat as much as i can and when my stomache is full i will bite the other apples so no1 eats them and then i'll throw them away.