Ha Ha..
Those are really very funny and humorous..Here are some from me:

Why you got married?


2 old friends meet on the street:
"Hey, I've heard you got married! Why? You always said you'll never do that!"
"Yes, but look: I get married, because it has already disgusted me - the brothel every day, the many hookers, always drinking too much, wasting so much money..." Sad
"And, now?"
"Now I like this again!"
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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing
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A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning, "smoking is injurious to health?"

To this the engineer says...We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!