" A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked. "Beerfuck," he replied."
n1 nery
not bad ...
hAHahAHaHahhAhahahahahha
nice.
lol beerfuck
1st - Whats small and black knocking on the window - a kid in the oven.
2nd - Momy momy, can I swing my little brother?
- Of course, thats why we hang it on that tree ...
3rd - A father gets back home from work and the kid asks him at the door:
- Daddy do you like mom?
- Of course I do!
- I left you a bit in the oven!
4th - Two cowboys in the wild west drink whiskey in a bar when 3 indians get inside. The first cowboy said:
-Do you see that indian there?
-Who of the three indians there?
-That there!
-Who?!
The cowboy takes out his gun and shoots one of the indians and says: THAT indian!
the other asks: So what about him?
the other replies: He saved my life yesterday!
i hope u like them
what's the difference between the mosquito and the blond - when you hit the mosquito it stops sucking you. the blonde continues
This can be read in a diary of an indian:
first day - the chieftains daughtar got lost. we found her and fucked her.
second day - the shamans daughter got lost. we found her and fucked her.
third day - omg o got lost. suddenly the tribe found me ;( ...
A great lesson of american english, if U want to learn it in half an hour:
American - unit 1.
If you want to order a cola, just say:
- GIMI E KOUK
If you want to order a cofee and cake, say:
- KOFI EN DONAT
If you shut your finger in a door, say:
- FOK
If you see somthing really expensive, say:
- FOK
If somone robbes you in Bronx (or somwhere else), say:
- FOK
If you meet a sexy girl (or woman), say:
- UOATA FOK
If somone shoutes at you using the word 'FOK', you should say:
- FOKJU TU
If you loose your wallet and your papers, find a policeman and say:
- AJ LOST MAJ FOKIN PEJPRS
If you want to have sex with a blonde, you should say:
- AJ UOANA FOK UIZ JU alebo HAU KEN AJ FOKJU
If you're searching a taxi, say:
- HAU TU GET A FOKIN KAB
Is something doesnt work, say:
- FOK ZAT SHIT
If someone makes you angry, say:
- ARJU FOKIN MI?
If it doest work, say:
- UOAT DA FOK JU UONT?
And now, we will try whole sentences:
If an old woman askes you to take her to the far side of road, say:
- AR JU FOKIN STJUPI BICZ ?
[yes, of course]
If you want to bye a kilogram of apples:
- GIMI E KILO FOKIN EJPLS, MATOFOKO
[I'd like to have a kilogram of those wonderful apples, please]
If the bus driver wants to see your ticket:
- AR JU FOKIN KREJZI ESHOL?
[yes, ill show it to you at once]
If you want to comply about some bad goods:
- SHIT MEN , JU EW SOLD MI A SOME FOKIN SHIT, JU DEMBES FOKIN MOTOFOKO SHITTY DIK.
[you sold me an old tin]
If you cut yourself:
- OULI SHIT, FOK FOK FOK FOK! FOOOK!
[ouch]
If an homeless- black beggar askes you for some money:
- GET DA FOK AUT OF HIR BIFOR AJL KICK JO MOTOFOKIN SHIT ES
[i'm sorry, but i dont have ...(petty cash? im not sure abuot the word, but, hopefully, you will understand )]
If you got stuck in a traffic jam and another driver horns(?) at you:
- UAN MOR UORD END AJL GET JOR FOKIN ES AUT FROM DA KA END FOK UP HIR JU NESTI MOTOFOKIN BICZ
[dont be so angy,please, it wont get any faster]
Last edited by Mr42; 8th June 2006 at 04:35 PM.
oh my FOKING god now this was a really really funny thing , i cant stop laughing about the " old lady crossing " ; " are you fucking stupid bitch ? " nice job man
Nace juk matofoko guy !!
Thief , Alexa sent me lt 2 monthes agoOriginally Posted by Nery
the boss has fallen in love in his secretary,and he wants to have sex with her. But she got a boyfriend and she refuse. He said that he will give her 1000 euro for one time and the sex will be as long as she pull the money of the ground. The secretary called her boyfriend and he told her to take the money at one secound and for that time he wont have time even to pull his pants down... After that she acceped the offer . After few hour she called her boyfriend again. He asked her what happend and she answered,he gave me the money in metal coins
Last edited by Tito; 15th June 2006 at 10:08 PM.
Poor lady
there is another one.. por women have slept with a rich boy. After few mounths she find out that she is wearing a baby... she told that to her mom and she told her to invite the boy in her house to discust about it . She invinted him and the boy said that he will come as soon as he can. After few hours red ferrary arrived front of house. Girl's parents were there.They set and discused about the baby.
The boy said: i have a family so i cant marry with your daughter, but if the baby is girl i will give her 5 fabrics and 5 000 000 euro, if the baby is boy i will give her 10 fabrics and 10 000 000 euro. If she born twins..... than the father screamed than u sun of a beach u need to sleep again with her .
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