not bad....old...
not bad....old...
1st:
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.
2nd:
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
3rd:
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff.
As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is going to have to let go or we will all die."
The redhead gives a long impressive speech about how she has lived the most and that she will be the one to let go.
The blonde is so impressed that she starts clapping!
u dont need to say "Blonde policeman" they are stupid in startA blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
police man are stupid by default
I would swear both of you badly if there existed a policeman relative of mine.
one more joke which really make me laugh =] :
There was a blond a brunette, and a red head that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went into a different potato bag. The terrorist kicked the bag which the red head was in and she said Meow. And the terrorist is like...oh just a cat...then he kicks the bag with the brunette...she goes roof roof...and the terrorist says...it's just a stupid dog. Then the terrorist kicks the bag which the blonde is in and she goes...POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
well and one more really funny:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
How do you call a dog who has got no legs?
Whatever you call it, he won't come to you.
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An ad in the paper:
A white three-legged dog is lost. Answers to name "Fluffy". Special feats - when it takes a pee it falls down.
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Not so funny but that's my mood right now
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!"
- Now press the any key...
-omg .. where's the any key...
(i heard they made "any key " on some keyboards )
now thats good one;D!Originally Posted by Desire
Lol xD
it's cool...
a guy goes to god and starts asking quiestions
guy:how much is a million dolars worth to you?
god: 1 cent
guy:how much is a million years worth to you
god: 1 second
guy:can i have a cent?
god: just wait one second
sux ...
Lol...
lol cant u see my sarcasm ?
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