Epic quotes

[IcyPig]

So ,i am new around here and i want to start with something interesting for you guys ^^

As topic's name says ,here you can post quotes from forum , channel ,lobbies ,games or even some other people signatures.It would be best to find some English ones , but if you find one in your native language ,please translate to other users so we all can understand it. Also use QUOTE code for quote , also picture in SPOILER would be even better.

Example :

(11:25) [Bnh]Retard: dazzle
(11:39) [Bnh]Retard: you don't have grave?
(11:57) [Serbian][Hero]: I bought chicken
(12:10) [Serbian][Hero]: someone else should take grave

This was in Balkan community's game ^^ some of you could be familiar with it but i used this only like example ^^


Also from PD channel when bot was on update so channel was moderated and 300,400 people spammed mods with questions. Read 5th line ^^

Hidden Text click here to show

It was back then when there were problems in Egypt nation with their president



So post if you find something interesting ,also maybe there will be awards for quote of the week ,cant promise nothing now ^^

[DoctaSpock]

From new member intro:

Bruno_Mars: hai all!
i hear dis bot is gr8, so i wanna join.

i have also complain, when i want to mejk acc it ask me 4+5 and i not good wiht math..
i use calculator to make acc, did u all use?

DoctaSpock: he sound like vaikiss

Icy-Svinja: ip chekcing .... brb ^^

Icy-Svinja: Banned

gg no re svinja pro

[Light_of_Hell]

36:38 Light_of_Hell (Allies) gang mid, come naga
36:42 jewhunter123 (Allies) ok
36:43 jewhunter123 (Allies) go
36:44 Light_of_Hell (Allies) i hawe ulti
37:01 Light_of_Hell(Allies) OMFG!!! NAGA!!! why the fuck u ulti when i cast mine?
37:10 LuftWaffe (Allies) hes retard
37:17 jewhunter123(Allies) stfu noobs, my ulti is the best
37:35 Light_of_Hell (Allies) I could make rampage with sand this time idiot!!!
37:58 jewhunter123 (Allies) leave me alone or i leave
38:11 Light_of_Hell (Allies) leave pls
38:20 jewhunter123 (Allies) NO. i go afk
38:28 Light_of_Hell (Allies) ... fuck this game

[Lohan]

Inactive topic but...

In my sign you can see this:

3- A quanto tempo você joga na Eurobattle.net.

joguei a uns 10 anos atras

^This is a vouch request, translation:

3 - How much time you play in eurobattle
I played was 10 years ago

[Kamikaze_Attack]

1._Men_Bet_
2.eurobattle
3.djerfi-
4.I was using mh
5.I'm a mher
6.I was lycan and i was pwning noobs.
7.I have used maphack in many games and won lots of them. Not because of my mh ofcourse i am superman.
8.[url]http://playdota.eu/stats/game/2088699[/url]
Please unban i didn't do anything wrong.

This was an actual unban request on playdota.eu by my idiot friend...Multiaccounting bastard

[Kamikaze_Attack]

Moonie: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE GTG
Moonie has voluntaree left the game
From the playdota.eu thread of epic posts

[efko.aqw-LA]

1.Make sure you have selected proper gateway before conecting.
2.Close gplay (if you have any).
3.Make sure you have good version of microsoft netframework.
4.Make sure you have internet.

[URL]http://eurobattle.net/threads/192888-This-is-getting-ridiculous[/URL]

This is epic. Is there a players who tried to play online game without internet + how they can ask here for help without internet?

[SpiritBreaker]

"do i need spend cash for port forward?"

PS: Idk how to resize images.

[KeMCek]

/join W3-TOUR to Sing!!!

[.SaLiH.]

ok lets sing a song together

[TomTer]

“What’s the key to success? The key is, there is no key. Be humble, hungry and the hardest worker in any room.”
~Dwayne Johnson