1. The more you late, the more is dog excited to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by the name of another dog.
3. Dogs love when you left a lot of things on the floor.
4. Dog's parents never visit you.
5. Dogs agree that you sometimes have to yell at them, so they could understand it.
6. You never have to wait for a dog to change a dress. They are ready to go anytime.
7. Dogs think you're funny when you get drunk.
8. Dogs love fishing and hunting.
9. Dog won't wake you up in the middle of the night to ask you: "If I die, would you get another dog?"
10. If dog has babies, you can sell them or give them as a gift to someone.
11. Dog will let you put him collar with nails around the neck and won't call you a pervert.
12. If dog smells another dog on you, it won't get mad. They actually think it's funny.
13. Dogs like to ride on the back seat of the truck.
14. If dog leaves, he won't take the half of your things with him.
Originally Posted by Qell_Buraa
