Chit-Chat Topic - Third Era.

[Mitix]

I think he is owner.He doesnt count :D

[[RO]Claudiu]

you all sak, looks like Moonstar was the first admin =))

http://s9.postimage.org/la9uxfu5p/first_admin_wtf.png

[phaNtom]

Marshall was the first one as I recall, otherwise Lukass or DS.

[Mitix]

you all sak, looks like Moonstar was the first admin

Hmmm i forgot about him...still dont think he"s the first.

[[RO]Claudiu]

Hmmm i forgot about him...still dont think he"s the first.

i was joking obviousluy, he couldn't have joined the forum 40 years ago meaning he modified the data.

It's probably Lucky that was the first admin because he/she joined the forum 4 days after Madmax created it but no1 knows if he got promoted before Lukass(who joined 1 month after Madmax) so it's either Lukass or Lucky.

[eXtasY]

Lukass is to be considered as first. He is good friend of Madmax. Moonstar (PENIS) is far from first, he was smod for some time, left staff and became admin in his second instance as crew member. Marshall was firstly w3 op, what was great honor and privilege than, and got admin after. Shakar goes later...There were many others there, but their nicks probably wouldnt mean anything for u.

[Mitix]

It"s nice to know a little history about eurobattle.

[NOe1]

eggstazi the savior.

[eXtasY]

And ye, i must mention Rake (promoted by moon)! He was the one who gave me all promotions, from dota forum moderator to administrator. Him and Moonstar are probably best guys i met on this place.

[Nobber708]

extasy, u play any dota2?

[Mitix]

Pls help :D.

Everytime i play a dbz map anfter 10-15 min i get w3 error.

[Cen]

memory leak in the map

[Mitix]

No matter the version i get error :(

[Cen]

How much RAM u have?

[Mitix]

1,5 Gb

[Akhe]

What about Jose?

[[RO]Claudiu]

Good thing old timer eXtasY still reads this forum :p otherwise we'd never know the true history of Eurobattle:D

[Mitix]

Every1 died?Where the people at ?

[phaNtom]

Well, I just got up from bed.

[FLaMeSeeKeR]

9/10 games with morons after la reset... wtf -.-

[Mitix]

Shit happens

[phaNtom]

The quality is ruined 100% after restart.

[jeandarc]

So it has come to this.

[[RO]Claudiu]

my new favorite Youtube series :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJwrZPdxuM&feature=relmfu

[phaNtom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cP_uEYgucY&feature=g-all

[Mitix]

Bored :(.
Nobody chit chatting here anymore :(. Everyone has a life now or dota2.

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phaNtom]

Well, you get a life too. Or dota2. ;S

[Akhe]

yeah.

[Mitix]

It"S not that simple...i dont have dota2 (very old pc since 9 years ago,still got ddr1 and shit).

And about the life part.....this place used to be my "relax zone".Like how some people drink cofee and read the pappers.

[phaNtom]

Well, I understand that, and yes people did lost interest in posting here. I see maybe 3 people posting here sometimes, before were over 10 people every day. There is always lack of new material to see on the internet, that's why you have to search for more forums, or just enjoy watching news, youtube clips and so on. There are more ways of fun over here, ofcourse, it's tough to find a way of amusement that suits your gauge.

[[RO]Claudiu]

Voice actor of the week:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI

[CoMMoN]

[RO]Claudiu (http://eurobattle.net/members/295014-RO-Claudiu)

http://files.eurobattle.net/images/statusicon/user-offline.png Strategist

rofl

[[RO]Claudiu]

[RO]Claudiu (http://eurobattle.net/members/295014-RO-Claudiu)


http://files.eurobattle.net/images/statusicon/user-offline.png Strategist

rofl



http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31206703.jpg

Note: for those of you that are not romanian, Leana si Costel is a comedy show for village people. The peasants really love it because they relate to it :D.

[Mitix]

Leana si Costel is a comedy show for village people.
Wrong.
Leana and costel isnt just for village people.

[Cen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-qtMTDicw&feature=g-user

[Keka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-qtMTDicw&feature=g-user

This guy gives me creeps rofl

[Cen]

You are not prepared xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9f-YuJMFRM

[phaNtom]

I believe Claudiu pwns randomly like np.

[Cen]

The never ending cycle.. of playing dota.

[[RO]Claudiu]

Ermagawd its snowing on the index!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SUcstPXVoUI/AAAAAAAAHwg/A82RVhIQJqI/s400/almost+dead+santa.jpg

[Mitix]

To all the people who havent went to a white sensation show:GO FOR IT


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH2WaszIs58

[[RO]Claudiu]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6123835_460s_v1.jpg

[Daeron]

​All of them was a lie...

[Mitix]

Y.o.u.

[jeandarc]

hehe, 1 billion views


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

[Mitix]

I survived the apocalypse.

Me so imba.

Are there any more survivers?

[[RO]Claudiu]

I survived the apocalypse.

Me so imba.

Are there any more survivers?

i didn't survive, im talking to you from the other side and i've seen the future... you won't survive the next apocalypse.

[Mitix]

There have been about 7-8 of this so called apocalypse.I think ill be ok :D.
Like i said,I"m imba.

Still waiting for that apocalypse when only the men will die (except me ofcourse).

[[RO]Claudiu]

How many of you will get this right:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/407500_529508780401533_1209338581_n.jpg

[phaNtom]

Wow Claudiu. You just made me become obstinate. :X Tell teh fuckin' solution xD

[RObert09]

49 + 49 + THEIR 1 + 1 = 100. ( what you owe + what you gave back = 100)

[[RO]Claudiu]

49 + 49 + THEIR 1 + 1 = 100. ( what you owe + what you gave back = 100)

u confused, maybe you figured it out but u didn't explain it correctly.


The answer is that the last question is incorrect, T-shirt was 97$ so u can leave those out and then you have 3$ left. They say you give your dad 1$ and your mom 1$ and you keep 1$ that makes 100$.

so that's (50-1[mom]) + (50-1[dad]) - 1[you] = 97

So 49+49+1 should not result in 100 because you can't add debt to the money that you have. I hope that makes sense.

What they did in the last question is that they added the sum the guy owed to his parents with the money he had left instead of subtracting what he owed to his parents with what he had kept for himself so that's 49+49-1=97. It's brainfuck.

edit: i'll add something to the solution that could help you see, he kept 1$ for himself so he owes his parents 98$, if he gave the full 3$ to his parents he would owe them 97$ not 98$. So its 100-1-1-1=97 not 100-1-1+1=98 or 3=1+1+1 not 3=1+1-1


oh btw, i found a page that resumes the 100 most useful mind-opening documentaries to the deceptions implanted in society -> http://www.filmsforaction.org/articles/films_for_action_presents_the_top_100_documentarie s_inspiring_the_shift_to_a_sustainable_paradigm/ i recomend every1 to watch them all, i only saw food matters, food inc and the zeitgeist ones but apparently there are so many more.

[Nobber708]

so... any1 watched The Hobbit?

[Cen]

I heared average review from my favourite reviewer and decided not to watch it. He said it drags too much and it's visible that they were adding stuff in to make 3 movies out of this. Fucking money grab.

[[RO]Claudiu]

Fuck the hobbit! new Venus Project doc just came out -> http://www.knowledgeoftoday.org/2012/08/The-Venus-Project-presents-Paradise-or-Oblivion-2012.html

[Nobber708]

I watched it in 3D and It was rly cool :P

Btw, this xpam tay playing: http://www.joindota.com/en/live/tobiwan ?

[[RO]Claudiu]

got 10 copies of dota2 to give away(free), PM me if interested.

[Error.]

Admins gays !!! They took my Honored Member !!! That's big THNAKS what i did 3 years in staff for this server ...

[Akhe]

so... any1 watched The Hobbit?

yeah... but I prefer LotR (how impredictable :D)

[Mitix]

wHO R U?


yeah... but I prefer LotR
+1

[Nobber708]

Admins gays !!! They took my Honored Member !!! That's big THNAKS what i did 3 years in staff for this server ...

That is one of the things that really matters in life =S

@ mitix, his old nick was SKY Wikluh (or something similar)


Akhe, imagine lotr being made today then, would be awsome effects :P

[Mitix]

Akhe, imagine lotr being made today then, would be awsome effects :P

Fucking"A !!!Would piss all over avatar!

[Mitix]

Hey guys!!!Best tank in dota?

[Nobber708]

Hey guys!!!Best tank in dota?

Player > hero

[Akhe]

Hey guys!!!Best tank in dota?

pudge with 428517315982hp!

[phaNtom]

Admins gays !!! They took my Honored Member !!! That's big THNAKS what i did 3 years in staff for this server ...

I agree my old friend :( What's up with you, still ballin with poker? :D

[Mitix]

:drunk:
.

[Error.]

I agree my old friend :( What's up with you, still ballin with poker? :D

Yea, still in it. Passing good tiLL end of december :) was on one long vacation on Zlatibor :) What a good time i spent there. And spent mass of money :) And for Admins i have n/c ... I left here days and days passed heLping got Honored Member and see this now, no one respect that... I am really dissapointed in staff...

[phaNtom]

Life is a bitch my friend. I am glad you prevail on the better side in your life, I wish you all the luck :)
A question for the mass - does anyone here play some FPS offline games, with some good campaing? Let's say something like F.E.A.R or something like that. I need some GOOD recommendations for some cool games, to spend time I have.

[Akhe]

Minecraft.

[phaNtom]

Pass.

[Mitix]

YO!!!My dog made it in a music video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdfL8PlIpUI

[Nobber708]

phantom.. I usually play some l4d 2.. killing zombies = fun

[phaNtom]

Blah, played 1 and 2, got tired of that game =/

[Nobber708]

hmm.. Play 16 coop.. much better than single play or 4 ppl... 16 or 22 coop (tanks are very much fat)

[[RO]Claudiu]

better animation than the original series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7pSmhZFbCy0

[Mitix]

Why did dbz end????????why :((((((

[Cen]

Ok seriously now.. I wanted to leave a single comment on imdb discussion boards on a movie I just watched and well well...

Those fuckers want me to give them my phone or CC just to post on a freaking forum? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE


Fuck imdb!

[[RO]Claudiu]

Ok seriously now.. I wanted to leave a single comment on imdb discussion boards on a movie I just watched and well well...

Those fuckers want me to give them my phone or CC just to post on a freaking forum? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE


Fuck imdb!

I never tried to register on IMDB but cant u just use a fake phone number or fake CC?


@ topic, any1 of u ever wondered if you're mentally retarded or not?

click this link and take the retarded tests-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM

[Cen]

Nah, pretty sure they send you an SMS or charge you 1€ or some shit to validate.

[Akhe]

Claudiu;1572922']I never tried to register on IMDB but cant u just use a fake phone number or fake CC?


@ topic, any1 of u ever wondered if you're mentally retarded or not?

click this link and take the retarded tests-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM

I don't need that to know what I am :/

[[RO]Claudiu]

oh so u didnt click the link :D ok. its actually a joke, those are tests that a normal person would fail if they answer them logically.

[phaNtom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d6sHXCkAbC0

[Mitix]

Why is he moving so much and shit....isnt dat hard when u wanna take a crap?

[Akhe]

Claudiu;1572996']oh so u didnt click the link :D ok. its actually a joke, those are tests that a normal person would fail if they answer them logically.

come chesscube i wanna rape u noob

[[RO]Claudiu]

come chesscube i wanna rape u noob

cant say no to a good rape.

@ topic:

discuss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhuEBEVH02M

[Mitix]

Hmm ok ill go first.

I support the all non-violence against kids (max age 14) but there has to be a way to control them.Now i dont agree with dat cage thing,dat is stupid and doesnt help them with anything except make them worse,but there are some measurres that need to be taken.These are not ordinary normal children.If u dont teach them self control,how to manage their anger and things like dat when theyr 17-18 they"ll be putting a knife in your head because their mad coz its raining.
There is more to say but im waiting for some 2-3 to go at it so we can discuss from there :)

[[RO]Claudiu]

Hmm ok ill go first.

I support the all non-violence against kids (max age 14) but there has to be a way to control them.Now i dont agree with dat cage thing,dat is stupid and doesnt help them with anything except make them worse,but there are some measurres that need to be taken.These are not ordinary normal children.If u dont teach them self control,how to manage their anger and things like dat when theyr 17-18 they"ll be putting a knife in your head because their mad coz its raining.
There is more to say but im waiting for some 2-3 to go at it so we can discuss from there :)

An educated mind needs not to be controlled. In that video you see the root of all problems that occur in society, how you educate children is how the future becomes. I personally think the Shaolin way is a good education, they balance physical strength with intelligence so they work to become stronger and more mentally capable. Whatever bad influence you throw at the children will be reflected in the future.

but enough about that, lol at this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4eY4qU80lPM

[Mitix]

:happy1:

[[RO]Claudiu]

so i heard you guys like politics, discuss:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554344_338716682904074_704275630_n.jpg

[Cen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11yewfkUSQM

[Cen]

seriously now, I am rofling and laughing so hard, got tears in my eyes and cant stop

The biggest sarcasm overdose I've ever read http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/board/thread/194781189?p=1

Hilarious!

[Akhe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11yewfkUSQM

that music gave me feels

[Mitix]

Today i didnt even have to use my A.K.I gotta say it was a good day

[Cen]

http://dagobah.net/flash/To_the_end_of_the_galaxy.swf

[Mitix]

How can i play it?I dwn the file but cant open it (it says no extensions)

[Cen]

Ahm it is flash. Yu no have flash?

[Mitix]

nwm.My bad :)

GO NINJA GO http://dagobah.net/flash/bender.swf

[Cen]

nice one, but short loop :)

[Mitix]

http://dagobah.net/flash/hyg1004.swf

are those cats?

[Cen]

Hmm I think dogs.

[Akhe]

lol, you sick fucks

[efko.wbs]

didnt this akhe write few "good bye, never see me here again" messages already?

[Akhe]

what's your point, butthurt?

[efko.wbs]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/efmaster/karol_zpscd457819.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5b4uhqaUs1r3yp6xo1_400.png

oooooo akheeeee dooooooonnt liiiiiiiiv meeee
oooooo akheeeee coooooooom beeeeeeeeek

[WC3PROS]

Rofl :D:D:D

[eXtasY]

I think brake up with love of my life was less emotional :D

[Nobber708]

I heard Freestyler on the radio today.. a tear almost fell

[Cen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

[Mitix]

that made me confused :(

[Akhe]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/efmaster/karol_zpscd457819.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5b4uhqaUs1r3yp6xo1_400.png

oooooo akheeeee dooooooonnt liiiiiiiiv meeee
oooooo akheeeee coooooooom beeeeeeeeek

wannabe lowlife on Felixar's departure?

[[RO]Claudiu]

http://z0r.de/2677

[Cen]

Claudiu;1578103']http://z0r.de/2677

no

[[RO]Claudiu]

no

yes!
imagine her with a trollface XD i don't know if anyone gave her a trollface yet but i'll get to work on it right away. In fact we should have a contest, who gives her the best troll face and makes a gif out of it.

[Mitix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_39835&feature=iv&sr c_vid=MlPh_ycy62s&v=w5tG0QKhQEM&oref=http%3A%2F%2F www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fannotation_id%3Dannotati on_39835%26feature%3Div%26src_vid%3DMlPh_ycy62s%26 v%3Dw5tG0QKhQEM&has_verified=1

Harlem way better then gangnam....Dont click if not 18+ =))

[[RO]Claudiu]

harlem is so yesterday /hipster


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZneZi5uoPw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myWf3-KQNaA

[Cen]

Ok seriously.. I've been using winamp as preferred music player for years now and today.. A FUCKING SOUND AD ON THE WEBPAGE THAT OPENS IN CENTER WINDOW.

Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Sound ads in music player? A fucking Skype calling sound of some shitty malware ad?

Fuck winamp, never again.

[[RO]Claudiu]

foobar has the best codec and plays sound at maximum quality + u can customize the shit out of it :D

[Nobber708]

Realizing that Im so spoiled to be able to use Spotify

[[RO]Claudiu]

spotify has mostly industrial music, its good if you like justin faggot and lady caca.

[Cen]

Spotify is evil.. no thanks.

[[RO]Claudiu]

listen to this -> http://lossless-music.org/download/techdiff-pconv-2012-flac

[LOGiStiK]

Yolo

[Akhe]

gotta laugh with the new Justin Bieber episodes xD

[Mitix]

post deleted

[Cen]

Anyone played Red Alert 3? Is it any good?

I played a shitton of RA2 but never tried 3.

[eXtasY]

Well i played RA2 so much and started RA3 with huge expectation. I was disappointed, its not even close good as 2 is but you can have some fun tho...

[Cen]

Hmm I checked some videos on youtube, at least they kept hot chicks in cinematics. Maybe I'll try it out.

[Nobber708]

Not rly.. Only thing I actually miss on Spotify is AC/DC =((

[Mitix]

Anyone here ever been a GM at WoW?

[Akhe]

I played a shitton of RA2 but never tried 3.

same with me...

[[RO]Claudiu]

Anyone here ever been a GM at WoW?

i have been a GM on 2 very successful private servers, why?

[Mitix]

I"m kinda confused with the commands.I have a list of them, but i dont understand some things :(.

Can u help ? :D.


Add me on yahoo please if yes :D. mitixmitixx@yahoo.com :D

[[RO]Claudiu]

I"m kinda confused with the commands.I have a list of them, but i dont understand some things :(.

Can u help ? :D.


Add me on yahoo please if yes :D. mitixmitixx@yahoo.com :D

they differ from server to server, only your server's developer can give you the accurate command list...

[Mitix]

HELP PLEASE!!!!!!

ok so a friend has this server (wow server).Some hacker got into it and i dont know what happened...The thing is that he doesnt have backup and hacker destroyed database.Can he still do something maybe?Dunno...anything :(

[Cen]

Without a backup? No. If database was deleted or changed somehow there is no way to recover it without backup.

[Mitix]

k thx :(

[[RO]Claudiu]

windows recovery if the hacker changed stuff in the database, if he just deleted the stuff you can recover it with a file recovery tool such as -> http://www.recovermyfiles.com/

so anyway :D listen to this ->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K5Rt4OCsyk&feature=player_embedded#! he's fucking hillarious :D

[Cen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QMZhUZuol0E

[Cen]

Still the best commecrial ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[[RO]Claudiu]

New topic:

"Which celebrity actor/singer would you feel the most sad if he/she were to die?"

Inspired by the deaths of so many celebrities that influenced the world in a positive way:Steve Irwin,Michael Jackson,Steve Jobs,Carl Sagan,Bruce Lee etc. you name em'

I was just browsing IMDB after watching this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311429/) and then i stopped at this page (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001772/?ref_=sr_1) and i had a grim thought......... what if he was gone......:

- Professor X from X-men
- Captain Picard from Star Trek
- Avery Bullock from American Dad

You never truly know how much they influenced you until they're gone, case of M.J. i grew up on his music and hearing stories about him on TV so he was kind of always there for me.... like an icon of theoretical importance.... the news of his death were so hard to believe at first... it was so......... unexpected....

[Akhe]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/a1/6f/a16fdf20299340286f9a71c606cade72.jpg?itok=IIEA_74I

[jeandarc]

yo,

could you guys pls name me some cool movies i can watch

[Cen]

Well.. try to be more specific. Old/new movies, genre etc..

[[RO]Claudiu]

yo,

could you guys pls name me some cool movies i can watch

you didn't specify so ill just name a few i liked over the years:

i watch - action comedy martial arts Sci Fi anime

- all Star Trek movies
- madagascar trilogy
- Ip Man trilogy
- all bruce lee movies
- Crouching tiger hidden dragon
- all X-men movies
- all Dragon Ball movies
- all Naruto movies
- all Bleach movies
- Despicable Me
- Seven Samurai 1954 ( black and white )
- The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
- The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2003
- The.School.Of.Rock.2003
- Eragon
- Pirates of the Caribbean all movies
- Lord of the Rings( i doubt any1 didnt see this but ill just list it anyway )
- Disaster movie
- Epic movie
- Hangover 1 + 2
- Hercules 1997
- expandables 1 + 2
- Rocky 1 2 3 4 5
- Jay and Silent Bob strike back
- The spongebob squarepants movie 2004 and the edited version where they dub over nasty words
- Green lantern 2011
- all digimon movies
- the avengers
- scary movie
- 300 spartans
- gladiator(2000)
- braveheart 1995


these are just a few that i could name off the top of my head, ill update the list if i remember more.

series:

- Star Trek
- Andromeda
- Lexx
- Stargate SG-1
- Stargate Atlantis
- Stargate Universe
- Supernatural
- Game of Thrones
- The big bang theory
- Naruto
- Bleach
- One Piece
- Digimon
- Justice League
- My little pony: Friendship is Magic 2010->
- Dragon ball
- High school of the dead
- Futurama
- Family Guy
- American Dad
- Archer
- the simpsons

etc.

when you're done with these ill post some more cause i cant remember right now

edit : you can also pick from this list http://www.imdb.com/list/SXhwCPDSI_c/?ref_=tt_rls_2

[Mitix]

Can u guys suggest a nice forum?A chit chat forum(were there are discussions about all kinds of things).

:D

[Nobber708]

Does any1 here know anything abotu bitcoins and that stuff?

[[RO]Claudiu]

Can u guys suggest a nice forum?A chit chat forum(were there are discussions about all kinds of things).

:D

4chan, gaiaonline forum, steam forum etc


@ topic

The Oldest Man In Recorded History



Can it be? He did eat the right stuff!..



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FEoZLHRMDek/UTihqfpWqII/AAAAAAAABp0/53_CdK98x4I/s1600/207283_588657467829484_1534839197_n.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FEoZLHRMDek/UTihqfpWqII/AAAAAAAABp0/53_CdK98x4I/s1600/207283_588657467829484_1534839197_n.jpg)



Li Ching-Yuen was a Chinese herbalist, martial artist and tactical advisor who lived to the age of 256 having over 200 descendants during his life span and surviving 23 wives.

How did he do it?
Ching-Yuen is reported to have lived off a diet of herbs and rice wine inculding lingzhi, Goji Berries (http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=835427199689019996#editor/target=post;postID=4437657058913766378;onPublished Menu=allposts;onClosedMenu=allposts;postNum=20;src =postname)- wild ginseng, he shou wu and gotu kola.

Where is the proof?
In a 1930 New York Times article, Professor Wu Chung-chieh of the University of Chengdu found Imperial Chinese government records from 1827, congratulating Li Ching-Yuen on his 150th birthday. Further documents later congratulate him on his 200th birthday in 1877. (Wikipedia 2013). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Ching-Yuen






Natural Cures Not Medicine!

Eating healthy is health insurance!



original post -> http://www.naturalcuresnotmedicine.com/2013/03/the-oldest-man-in-recorded-history.html

and a question, how many years (less of course) would he have lived IF he had smoked 10 cigarettes per day AND what would have been his cause of death :D plenty of room for speculation here so speak your mind :D

[Akhe]

he died for 180 years of not having sex, that's too much, man :/

[jeandarc]

what makes you think he didn't have sex for whole 180 years?

[MR.baby]

Zzz Third world war coming..

[Cen]

If a bomb drops near me I will be seriously pissed off.

^that was a warning

[MR.baby]

i hope that this is not the last time see you online cen :(

[Cen]

I have a post mortem bot that will post a random lolcat picture every week in this topic.

[Mitix]

All these years never knew Cen had a nice sense of humour.
:thumbUP:

[MR.baby]

Division A : USA Vs Korea

Division B : Iran Vs Israel


Semi Final : Winner A Vs Winner B

Final : ( A Vs B winner ) Vs Russia :D

[MR.baby]

First Rocket :D

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=499250486789425&set=vb.109168605827179&type=2&theater

[Akhe]

what makes you think he didn't have sex for whole 180 years?

cuz no boner past 60-70 years old?

[Nobber708]

cuz no boner past 60-70 years old?
And how would u know? U in to old dudes? ;o

[Cen]

whoa

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7184355072/hED7DEEA3/

[Akhe]

And how would u know? U in to old dudes? ;o

ye I am.. but still! who da fuck doesn't know that u get disabled past ~60 years?

@cen: IT'S FAKE!!!!111

[Cen]

Are you kiddin me? Just look at the right kid: amazing lightsaber skills! He even switches to using one hand in the middle of combat. And the electrobeam and the way the left kid reacts to is so real I believe it.

Better actors/effects than most of today's movies. :D

[Smurf]

Yo Cen,can you ask someone to remove my head of all staff groups? I can't/won't take care of them since months ago and I keep getting notifications.

[Cen]

By the notifications you mean PMs? Why would anyone PM you? :D

I mean, there are like 30 people in blue group, I am surprised you would get a PM because of that.

[Cen]

I am wondering why only DotA from all the games on the world can piss you off so much you almost break the table.. I am not usually mad in any other game.

[[RO]Claudiu]

I am wondering why only DotA from all the games on the world can piss you off so much you almost break the table.. I am not usually mad in any other game.

it happens when it gets extremely competitive and one or more team members is like "herp derp what does this button do?" and then you lose miserably even tho your score was like 14-0, you outfarmed the opposite team, you owned the midlane from level 1 to 6, etc etc.

do premades brah.

[Akhe]

I am wondering why only DotA from all the games on the world can piss you off so much you almost break the table.. I am not usually mad in any other game.

the reason why my bro left dota... he freaked so much at noobs, he fucking raged in-game etc etc :D

some months ago I convinced him to play some games with me, we did and he played some games afterwards (like 3-4) alone where again he raged and said "no more fucking dota, now I remember why I left this" xDD








fuckin' noob

[[RO]Claudiu]

the reason why my bro left dota... he freaked so much at noobs, he fucking raged in-game etc etc :D

some months ago I convinced him to play some games with me, we did and he played some games afterwards (like 3-4) alone where again he raged and said "no more fucking dota, now I remember why I left this" xDD


fuckin' noob

i cant get rage from a dota game since i changed my way of thinking( years ago ), all that matters for me is my own performance. No matter how the game turns out, even if i got 4 feeders i can still top the opposite team on gold/min or xp/min. When i do have a full team of feeders i just focus on not dying instead of going for kills and i lol at the feeders when they die. Maybe if i feel like it i give them motivational taunts like "this game is too hard for you" or "must really suck to be you right now" when they die.

[Cen]

As if you don't rage when you fail or the opponent is lucky.


Porm
You meant to search porn but you made a typo and searched porm on google. You saw this on urbandictionary and it made you curious so you clicked this. now you are here.

This however, must be the best urban dictionary entry in existence.

[[RO]Claudiu]

As if you don't rage when you fail or the opponent is lucky.

me failing and lucky opponent are basically the same so i'll cover the luck element only.


Luck

1. The chance happening of fortunate or adverse events; fortune: They met one day out of pure luck.
2.Good fortune or prosperity; success: We wish you luck.
3. One's personal fate or lot: It was just my luck to win a trip I couldn't take.



Luck is a fictional concept, it exists to substitute for the logical explanation of why "the course of events" did not occur in your favor.
I never use the word "luck" instead i analyze the situation and find out what i did wrong or what i should have done in order to have the "course of events" occur in my favor. If you call it luck whenever an adversary wins a battle then you openly admit that you were predestined(another fictional concept) to lose because the laws of the universe favored him and not you.

If you pay attention and stop to think about it, you can substitute luck with a rational explanation or a constructive and critical assessment over the situation or course of events that occurred:

[common case] You intend to kill an enemy hero but he/she escaped your burst of damage with 10 hp.

♦To call that lucky means self defeat, instead here are some other reasons for why you failed to kill him:

-your timing was inaccurate;
-you didn't take into account his hp regeneration,magic damage resistance,physical damage resistance;
-you rushed blindly into combat without evaluating the situation thoroughly;
-you thought you had 10 more damage than the amount of damage you actually had;
-you didn't take into account the fact that he had charges in his magic wand;

logical explanations could go on but i think i made my point.

Raging has a therapeutical effect if you create negative emotions but to create negative emotions or regret over something that happened in the past serves no useful purpose as you have no control over what has already happened... instead try not to make the same mistakes.

edit:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=AJlYGgSRguE

[Smurf]

men,i mean social groups.that alliance staff thingy,not forum one.

[Cen]

Oh that.. there must be some button to quit the group right? Unless you are the creator, in that case your only option is to delete it.

[Smurf]

Xfire created it long ago but I am in charge of it,and it's the staff group,people keep on sending me requests to join it..just give someone else the lead and you can keep it,no reason to delete it.

[Mitix]

what?

[jeandarc]

what in the butt.

[Mitix]

what in the butt.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSnxwg3hz0c

[Cen]

Talk about dropping the bass


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4un9eXZUO8

[[RO]Claudiu]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155619_181531035332410_2105565041_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/77174_181825071969673_10558818_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/3618_181628291989351_1078526830_n.jpg

Lu Lingzi,Age 23,died at Boston marathon bombing.Article here (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311248/Sala-Barhoum-track-star-teenager-denies-involvement-Boston-Marathon-bombing-picture-widely-circulated.html#ixzz2)
It's sad because she was cute.

[Herr]

stfu

[Cen]

The best money making scheme in history


Listen to this one: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjj8eMNxivM

[Smurf]

So it has come to this.

[Mitix]

Need a little help to reach SS skill req...

Can any1 help ? :D

[Cen]

lots and lots of apem

[[RO]Claudiu]

Need a little help to reach SS skill req...

Can any1 help ? :D

look at this picture :

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526654_118760218269141_732943478_n.jpg


if my calculations are correct, this is exactly what you need.

[Mitix]

Hmm...
So if I"m able to get that girl and give her to SS vouchers all will be ok?

[[RO]Claudiu]

Hmm...
So if I"m able to get that girl and give her to SS vouchers all will be ok?

that would never work, the SS vouchers are dedicated nerds. They would never pick vagina over DotA.

Now lets see... what else can you do with her besides trade her for a SS vouch?

[Mitix]

lots and lots of apem

All that (5 games of apem ) just filled me up with SO MUCH RAGE!!!!!!

Me:Aghanim on naix?

His answer:Coz naix OP
I kinda lol"ed when i saw his response so ok.... but this:

Aghanim +refrsher on huskar :|
ME: YOU GOT LIKE 5 SECOND COOLDOWN ON ULTI! WHY THE FK DO YOU NEED REFRSHER?


His answer:STFU GYPSY NOOB!!! Refresher on huskar gives "PERMANENT" regen!!!!

So my first thought in my head was:Bitch how stupid are you?
But i just decided to play one more apem :D






Peace and love :D

[Cen]

+refrsher on huskar :|

The best xD

[Cen]

http://shrani.si/f/26/85/Pa52UZw/charles.png
Charles. Get the rifle out. We're being fucked.

[Tayschrenn]

suck a cock faggot

[Cen]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/264745919_F5wCe-L-2.jpg

[Cen]

Anyone having weird issues when using adblock and searching with google in the past X days? it seems that adblock blocks first search result even tho it is not advertisement.

Also, I am starting to see ads on youtube lately, adblock not doing it's work.

[Akhe]

zero problems for me.

[[RO]Claudiu]

Interesting subject, mrniceguy accused me of scaring people with my serious discussions topics :D i found that to be funny.

Sorry if i scared y'all niggaz, who needs hugs?

[Nobber708]

any1 play anno online?

[Cen]

Podcast/interview with Jon Lajoie if anyone is interested
http://schmoesknow.podbean.com/2011/08/14/schmoes-know-12-jon-lajoie/

[Mitix]

Players from all over the WORLD are allowed back on RO


PS:Jeandarc pls come skype

[Cen]

http://www.medio.rs/64692_Rumun-s-vise-para-nego-mozga!-.html

[Mitix]

Jean can u please answer skype?Mr.Baby said that we need to talk

[Artificial]

waza

[Cen]

waza

The Legend is back.

[Tayschrenn]

:e

[Fika[F]]

:i

[Fika[F]]

she has cancer

[Artificial]

:e

My dick in your mouth.
my god i kinda miss you, you nabs
well actually i miss spamming on forums...
it was so interesting when i was spamming here and exodus lost his nerves with me

now I turned into exodus.

WHERE IS OMGBERGRUSH

[[RO]Claudiu]

Can't tell if its fake or not, it's said that this is a 2 year transformation. 100kg -> 58 kg

175261175262


175263 ->>>> 175264

[Cen]

Any Nexus 4 owners here? I want to hear your opinion whether it's still worth getting.

[eXtasY]

Lol arty noob

[Desty]

noob arty

[Tayschrenn]

oldfags, oldfags everywhere

[Cen]

Total War: Rome 2 pre-ordered. \o/

[Ancient Priest]

is saying:

Hi everyone. Thanks for still keeping xpam alive.
Cheers,
AP

Later edit: Can anyone tell me if my account is still active?

[NOe1]

hi.


Login: AncientPriest #00001399 Sex:
Created: Wed Oct 12 06:38 2005
Clan : Noobs Inside Rank: Shaman
Location: lol ? Age:
Last login Sun Mar 24 14:49 2013
"As time stops for me, i shall become immortal, so Ancient that u will all want my wisdom." iCe©®

[Ancient Priest]

Great.
Thanks!

[LOGiStiK]

Sup.

[Akhe]

logistik come 1v1 weakest link I rape u. cheers :D

[[RO]Claudiu]

He quit Dota to become a professional breast toucher.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB-VIq6YnD4

[Cen]

Nice try but.. nobody quits Dota.

[DragonSlayer]

Zomg hiho ^^

[[RO]Claudiu]

Here's a test for you guys:

This picture
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935920_585170548170810_2120170337_n.jpg
is photoshop'd

What gives it away?
Find out the flaws.

[Ancient Priest]

gorillas in a pine forest

DS: Still xpaming?

[Mitix]

is that bugged?The left arm,his right.Its backwards

My bad.


ps: rda > asia.

[Ancient Priest]

Plavsha -> Shorty u suxor.

[FLaMeSeeKeR]

I'll stick to DotA... no matter what :D

[B4rt0z0]

plavsha <3 mali kurac.

[-KaMiKaZa-]

lol bart u sucker , ti imas mali kurac :D

[phaNtom]

Is my account on the server still in motion? Can anyone tell? Ahhh :D

[DragonSlayer]

gorillas in a pine forest

DS: Still xpaming?

I am checking forum every couple days :)

[NOe1]

Is my account on the server still in motion? Can anyone tell? Ahhh :D

Login: phaNtom #02215328 Sex:
Created: Wed Aug 13 11:01 2008
Location: nVp Age:
Last login Sat Dec 01 13:39 2012

:)

[Cen]

Bow to the king
http://shrani.si/f/2H/tq/4svPXrAh/1/king.png

[SpiritBreaker]

Aah.. The good old times when all we had to worry about were batteries for GameBoy...

[Cen]

Nope.. never had that problem. Emulators <3

[Blind_Joker]

Actually I played only Firered and hacked Crystal. Still in my phone rdy to rape but its weird... on Samsung Galaxy Y it didnt have spikes and now on S3 and also S4 im experiencing spikes and laggs of Gameboid :(

[Cen]

Never had that problem either.. I play them on PC. :D

Anyway, Pokemon are a little kiddish but I still think they are one of the best RPGs of all time. I loved every single one I played, from GB ones to DS. Just perfect amount of story/grinding/stats.

[SpiritBreaker]

^ Agreed.

I played it on the PC too for some time when I was young, and I had a non-English version... This led me to do stupid things such as not use Flash in big, dark dungeons. Whenever I replayed the game I hated that part... Then once my friend came over and he was like OMGWTFBBQ Y U NO USE FLASH NAB?!

Ah those times... Lol.

[Blind_Joker]

I started with red on gameboy...then continued with blue/yellow/crystal..ended with gold/silver.

Idk what is problem with my phone :( I thought S3 will be so nice it will handle it... funny I play GTA VC on S3 like np and foken gameboid is pissing me

[Cen]

GTA is a native game, Pokemon games are via emulator.

[SpiritBreaker]

I just recently watched the GTA VI trailers.. They looked epic. I felt like watching a movie's trailer lol.

[Akhe]

pokemon is nice, I played for so many hours on my Gameboy Advance, now I have all the games on PC but don't play them, not fun anymore :/

[RipperX]

Edit: Nvm xD

[jeandarc]

learn how to rape with sf and pro rejzes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MhzTSb79eA

[Cen]

Boss is back in da house!

[[RO]Claudiu]

how venomancer casts his ulti

http://www.dotacaps.com/gag/93.jpg



Tag this guy

http://www.dotacaps.com/gag/16.jpg


He looks like Cen to me :D

[Cen]

Imba pic xD

My pic would probably be showing some code or bash console so it's probably some dota addict @ss.

[Cen]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/you+reap+what+you+sow_65e724_4709715.png

[Mitix]

today,like 1 hour ago,a woman was shot in da but and i was like 30 meters away...

[-KaMiKaZa-]

another asshole

[Plavsha]

Palec, where are you, dicklova? :D

[Cen]

Best Star wars series to date, a must watch if you never heared of the clone wars


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYXJZCkN0Hg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3MlyOuSgaQ

[Mitix]

hmmm..never saw this cartoon before..ill give it a try.
I"ll be back with a ideea about it.