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Lowlife
16th March 2010, 05:35 PM
so, I've been playing dota since I got my new comp
it's been going pretty much horrible since I started
with the most horrible game being a 3/26/smth
:(

but I just finished playing smth that was a little bit better
still died way too often
and didn't deny nearly enough
:(

but atleast this time it was almost decent
am still autoattacking too much and crap
but I'm trying my best
(again)

EDIT:
why is the dota replay section gone?
:(

Lowlife
16th March 2010, 06:01 PM
after carefull consideration
and reviewing the replay
I still played like total and utter crap
:p

Cen
16th March 2010, 06:07 PM
Ehh, no worries man. I stopped playing dota for few months and started to play like total crap too. It's natural. Any newb can pwn me easily at this moment.

Lowlife
16th March 2010, 06:16 PM
the noobs shall rise again
:D

eXtasY
16th March 2010, 06:22 PM
I can give you some classes. I charge per hour ! :D

_Dead_Shoot_
16th March 2010, 07:05 PM
I started to play DotA about 2 years ago and I'm still noob :O

Lowlife
16th March 2010, 09:58 PM
I charge per hour ! :D

well, that's a coincidence, so do I
:p

Keka
16th March 2010, 10:10 PM
feeding lessons myb!;d

NOe1
16th March 2010, 11:06 PM
keka u are best in that :)

Keka
16th March 2010, 11:45 PM
im flattered .)

Lowlife
17th March 2010, 01:33 PM
ooh andother one
:D
this time with venge
btw
can I report someone for spamming me and interrupting my 1337 gaming skillz0rz?
:p

EDIT:
and I can understand if it's hard to believe
but these actually are the best games I've played so far
:p

EDIT2:
since I started playing again, I mean
:p

Lowlife
22nd March 2010, 10:47 AM
once more, my favo hero
:D

isn't really smth special
just me playing with two friends
we decided to do a 2v1
I'm so happy I wasn't 1
:p

TBK.Goldy
24th March 2010, 01:01 PM
hy, i biginer. Mby we can pley together 2v2 apom :S

my nick =king_levoric_97

add to frends. :|

Lowlife
24th March 2010, 01:37 PM
hy, i biginer. Mby we can pley together 2v2 apom :S

my nick =king_levoric_97

add to frends. :|

ok
will do
:)

Lowlife
30th March 2010, 12:49 AM
this seemed to not have been the best game to try out a hero I had never played before
also, I didn't play too well
but given the circumstances of the game
I think I can be forgiven for that

:ph34r:

Cen
30th March 2010, 06:20 PM
lowlife, check your last replay's view count. xD

Lowlife
30th March 2010, 10:34 PM
lol
I did that yesterday
it's not a reason for me to stop posting crap I've played
:p

Lowlife
9th April 2010, 04:47 PM
ok
here's an actually good game I think
was pub, so not too much boasting about it
but as soon as I actually read what all my spells did
I did good
:D

3/2/15 isn't too horrible I think

was playing darkseer
another first timer for me

if anyone decides to watch it
enjoy it
if nobody watches it, well...

it's not like I really give a crap anyway
:D

Lowlife
9th April 2010, 06:06 PM
ahahahahaha
forgot to upload the actual replay
/me so noob
:p

Cen
9th April 2010, 06:13 PM
oh fu'ck it, I'm gonna watch it :p

Lowlife
9th April 2010, 06:42 PM
oh fu'ck it, I'm gonna watch it :p

be carefull
my crappyness might rub off on you
:p

also:
Liar
:p

Cen
9th April 2010, 09:27 PM
nono srsly, I'm gonna watch it, will tell some details of the game after, so I proove it

Lowlife
10th April 2010, 06:14 PM
w00t
the views are going through the roof
2 already
:happy2:

Keka
10th April 2010, 07:18 PM
Someone got tricked xD

Lowlife
10th April 2010, 07:40 PM
Someone got tricked xD

I know
I'm such an asshole
:p

Cen
14th April 2010, 08:53 AM
Replay review:
-dark seer total noob and useless
-gg magina and venge
-huskar lucky and fail few times

Player of the game: Shur_tugal, because he is Slovenac and he's from my clan

@lowlife: Why didn't you tell me that you know him? xD

Lowlife
14th April 2010, 03:11 PM
Replay review:
-dark seer total noob and useless
-gg magina and venge
-huskar lucky and fail few times

Player of the game: Shur_tugal, because he is Slovenac and he's from my clan

@lowlife: Why didn't you tell me that you know him? xD

how should I know that you know him
apart from him being slovene
and actually being a nice guy like you?
:p

oh and I had some utterly horrible games yesterday
was playing in a noob game with some pros

Cen
14th April 2010, 03:57 PM
What other SLOs you know? :)

Lowlife
14th April 2010, 04:14 PM
I would have to look that up in my friends list cause I try to add all slovene guys if I remember to do it
:p
but from the top of my head, here are a few:

Ivoor
mulc
majcn
supprsheep
Kevlar

will update when I remember some other people

Cen
14th April 2010, 05:31 PM
Hmm strange, never met any of those. From my f list: rusher, halberdier, Knez, shur_tugal, then some personal friends and I remember some of them from from channel qrc, iceluna, gorenc... SLOs are mostly connected through RL friendship I guess. channel 6858 kinda dead, but it's be interesting to try gather most of us together.

Lowlife
14th April 2010, 10:18 PM
the two on top are rl friends
the one below is a friend of one of those two rl friends
:p
the other ones I just randomly encountered
:p

and yes, putting them all together would be fun
we could have an all slovene dota game
:D

EDIT:
well, all slovene if you use your imagination
:p
since I'm still technically belgian
:p

EDIT2:
team ultranoob vs team cen
:D

Cen
14th April 2010, 10:39 PM
well, just technically :p

I'll try to get us together soon. :)

Lowlife
14th April 2010, 10:50 PM
well, just technically :p

I'll try to get us together soon. :)

nice
please get a nice big noob on your team
so, it's even
with me being horrible and stuff
:p
oh, also
one of the guys on my list is without computer
his parrents took it away cause he's being a bad boy and isn't attentding his school as he should be doing
:p

Lowlife
22nd April 2010, 05:24 PM
:music:

seer_of_death
22nd April 2010, 05:58 PM
actually lowlife if it happens to play ur team vs cen's team it would be
Ultranoobs against Ultranoobs :D :happy:



Cen:banned!:

Lowlife
26th April 2010, 10:40 PM
no deaths, a few kills
I think it was just my opponents that were fail
and my team that was good
:)

Lowlife
30th April 2010, 03:40 PM
two replays this time
one with broodmother where I didn't die and did some damage too

and one with lion, where I got a few kills but died a few times too
:p

Lowlife
4th May 2010, 09:32 AM
some crix this time
:D

Lowlife
11th May 2010, 11:43 PM
got accused of being pro in a pub game
I honestly have no idea why cause I don't think I was doing that well

was a funny moment
:p

and then one more game with same hero
:p

-KaMiKaZa-
11th May 2010, 11:52 PM
why no tinker replay ? :p

Lowlife
11th May 2010, 11:56 PM
cause I was playing horrible?
:p

and don't ask me what the hell I was doing with two boots of speed in the second replay, I didn't even notice them being there

Lowlife
13th May 2010, 12:54 AM
ooh, here's some lina
:D

EDIT: I mean windrunner
:p

Cen
13th May 2010, 12:39 PM
oh no, not again...

Lowlife
13th May 2010, 02:44 PM
oh no, not again...

what's the matter, honeybunz
:unsure:

Lowlife
28th May 2010, 05:40 PM
crystal maiden

:D

Lowlife
22nd June 2010, 09:04 PM
1vs1
gondar vs jurnero
I was jurnero, lost but was not a disgracefull loss
:D
I just messed up with my recipes in the endgame
should have bought battle furky instead of cuiras
:p

ooh and almost forgot
pwned some people with tinker again
:p

mILOSbRE
22nd June 2010, 09:06 PM
Jessus what a fail thread ;/

Lowlife
22nd June 2010, 09:12 PM
Jessus what a fail thread ;/

why thank you for lowering the standard a bit more
:p

mILOSbRE
22nd June 2010, 09:16 PM
jessus again...

What standard o.O

Lowlife
22nd June 2010, 09:19 PM
jessus again...

What standard o.O

the one that took a dive when you misspeled jesus
:p

mILOSbRE
22nd June 2010, 09:26 PM
Its fun to argue with you :D

Lowlife
22nd June 2010, 09:27 PM
Its fun to argue with you :D

I have to agree with you on that one
I might verry well be the most fun person on the planet
:p

Cen
23rd June 2010, 12:27 AM
You can't really argue with Lowlife. You call him a moron and he will laugh. :>

-KaMiKaZa-
23rd June 2010, 02:36 AM
i agree :)

Lowlife
23rd June 2010, 01:18 PM
You can't really argue with Lowlife. You call him a moron and he will laugh. :>

I just have a strange sense of humour
:p

EDIT:
on top of that, I'm speciul
:p

Lowlife
23rd June 2010, 07:58 PM
You can't really argue with Lowlife. You call him a moron and he will laugh. :>

there's this one game I play where my nickname is kurac
:p

Lowlife
25th June 2010, 06:33 PM
treeguy vs mortred
treeguy wins
:D

EDIT:
I'm treeguy
:p

BloOd-
25th June 2010, 07:15 PM
Best spamer on forum xD:

Lowlife
25th June 2010, 07:29 PM
it's spammer
with double m
:p

Lowlife
26th June 2010, 03:58 PM
it's also very not verry xD

Speaking of kurac xD, it was my in-game account like 3-4 years ago :p

I know
I just keep forgetting to put in only one r
:p

KaworuNagisa
26th June 2010, 10:52 PM
You can ignore this joke:
Me and Chuck Norris were pros since we started to play DotA.
Some people are born with talent, but we were born with pro defect :D

Now for real:
DotA is a team game, game where you depend on 4 more people in team, you can't play alone against feeded opponents, you only win if you get feeded, or if you get in better team. My (belief - NOT) proved experience.
To get some real skill in w3 engine you need to practice some micro (speed and precision of mouse movement and keyboard usage). 10% of micro is skills of w3 player is enough for DotA imo, so there you go.

yes im a troll noob spammer ty :funny:

Lowlife
30th June 2010, 04:39 PM
atropos
idk what happened
either me and team verry good
or others really noob
:p

Cen
30th June 2010, 05:35 PM
atropos
idk what happened
either me and team verry good
or others really noob
:p

Bingo!!!11oneone11eleven

Lowlife
30th June 2010, 06:17 PM
you sank my battleship
:D

Qell_Buraa
7th July 2010, 12:52 PM
Well, Noob Power FTW!

Lowlife
15th July 2010, 07:46 PM
here's some lich
and pitlord

I feel obliged to keep this thread up and running due to my huge amount of fans
:D

-KaMiKaZa-
15th July 2010, 07:47 PM
You are my idol :D

Lowlife
15th July 2010, 10:48 PM
-KaMiKaZa-;1138772']You are my idol :D

dude
you have some fucked up rollmodels I think
:p

-KaMiKaZa-
16th July 2010, 02:37 AM
i dont care....i admire ur consistence xD

Lowlife
16th July 2010, 03:32 PM
lol
ok
atleast you don't admire me for my hot boddy
:p

-KaMiKaZa-
16th July 2010, 03:39 PM
and that would have been a bad thing ? xDD

Lowlife
16th July 2010, 03:55 PM
-KaMiKaZa-;1139077']and that would have been a bad thing ? xDD

considering me hot is a crime against humanity
I have a bmi of something around eighteen or lower
which would be verry unhealthy for other people to maintain
:p
hence
you're not allowed to describe me with the wordings:
hot, sizzling, delicious or yummeh
:p

EDIT:
sexy

-KaMiKaZa-
16th July 2010, 04:24 PM
and how about : WOW! ? xDD

EDIT: Dont edit ur post to add SEXY .... xDD

Lowlife
16th July 2010, 04:54 PM
that's up to you
:p
it can still mean
wow, you look horrible
:p

Lowlife
29th July 2010, 07:05 PM
all new heroes on one team

super uber ultra omniknight on the same team
feedbot on other team

horribly long and unnecessary kickingprocedure
mostly cause of my own stupidity

switch for an unfortunate roflcopter
(should have just ended. btw, what's up with this switching when the other team just plainly gets owned anyway? just roll over and take it up the ass like a big boy)

Lowlife
20th August 2010, 01:29 PM
here's some lanaya for you
I won't say that it's a great game
cause it wasn't
it was just fun to play
:p

yes, we won
yes, I got some kills
yes, I died but what else is new
:p

ooh and there's atleast two nice moments of me on my line
first one was chasing I think sniper and killing him
second one was attacking sniper, almost dieing, going in meld and killing him after I came out
:p

Lowlife
30th August 2010, 10:25 AM
ooh
I finally figured out how to use thralls second spell
/me so noob
:p

enjoy

Lowlife
1st September 2010, 01:58 PM
sven
:p

Lowlife
2nd September 2010, 02:43 PM
earthshaker or tauren chieftain, idk, I can never keep them apart
:p


was a shame that I didn't listen to my friend when he made a suggestion about what to buy so, instead of blink dagger, I bought the windwalk thing
:p

EDIT:
yes, I got to the point where I got six kills in a row without dieing
:p

Lowlife
3rd September 2010, 04:50 PM
uhm, jah, I think I should stop joining noob games or smth
eventough I'm still a horrible noob
but things like this probably aren't alot of fun for the even noobier than me
:p

EDIT:
only problem is
if I don't play noob games, I get called names for being too noob so, wtf is up with that?
:p
hell, when I make a noob game, I get called names for being noob sometimes, to which the reply would be
'this is a noob game, if you don't like it, go play with pros, you smelly stinkbag'
:D

Lowlife
9th September 2010, 06:49 PM
ok, was playing pandaren brewmaster this time
at some point in the game, I was chasing someone to make sure he was dead
axe cast smth on him to ensure he would die
but while I was chasing him, I noticed that he had his courier bringing him something
:D
was mistake of his
:p

ooh and the other one is a game I played in channel serbia
captain draft, wasn't playing great, though
:p

Cen
9th September 2010, 08:30 PM
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-KaMiKaZa-
9th September 2010, 08:33 PM
xaxaxaxxaaxxaaxxa....nice facepalm XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lowlife
9th September 2010, 10:56 PM
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someone has way too much time on their hands
and for once, I'm not talking about myself
:p

Cen
9th September 2010, 11:10 PM
Just a troll and forum spammer xDDD

Kaza, you finally got that sense of self-criticism. xD

-KaMiKaZa-
9th September 2010, 11:54 PM
i get it as a compliment xDDDD

Lowlife
9th September 2010, 11:59 PM
it is a compliment
:p

EDIT:
asslong as you don't wish asscancer onto an entire forum
:p

Lowlife
18th November 2010, 06:59 PM
tauren chieftain

and tinker
tinker replay was just cause I was wondering why the hell pugna was running around with two aghanims
:p

Lowlife
29th November 2010, 02:04 AM
some lion for you
:p

Cen
29th November 2010, 02:36 AM
why removed cap?

Lowlife
29th November 2010, 03:00 AM
why removed cap?

removed what?
:s

Cen
29th November 2010, 03:05 AM
santa hat avatar we gave you for gift :(

Lowlife
29th November 2010, 03:10 AM
santa hat avatar we gave you for gift :(

explanation will be sent to you in pm
cause it's not something I should post all over the internet

EDIT:
I hope you'll understand
and sorry for removing the cap

EDIT2:
I actually have no problems talking about the things that happened to me in the past
it's just that last time I posted some of the things that happened to me in the past
several people gave me the advice not to do it anymore
smth about not every person having my best interests at heart
like anyone can hurt me worse then I've already been hurt anyway
:p

DRG-
29th November 2010, 02:56 PM
cen's whisp should have a santa cap :D

Lowlife
29th November 2010, 03:07 PM
cen's whisp should have a santa cap :D

it would almost be as awesome as your batpeter
:D

Lowlife
30th November 2010, 06:55 PM
leoric vs centaur
I win
:)